Worst Comic Book Cover Of All-Time!
Oct 23, 2015 11:16:22 GMT -5
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Post by Prince Hal on Oct 23, 2015 11:16:22 GMT -5
How do I dislike thee? Let me count the ways.
1) Blackhawk, played by Lyle Waggoner, dances across the snow, daintily keeping his left hand out of danger. (He may have just dropped in, as there are no footprints anywhere.)
2) Olaf blows him a kiss while cranking out armpit farts.
3) A skull in a wreath is apparently driving that jet-bobsled.
4) Somehow the two wolves neither burn their feet nor lose their balance while standing on the cowling of the machine guns. Scratch that: the wolf on the left is somehow suspended above his cowling. Maybe he's using his outside paws to push the sled along.
5) What is meant to be the front runner looks like a horse's hoof turned in, making it even more difficult to figure out what the hell that contraption is.
6) The symbol on the sled stands for Von Gross. You can tell that, right? I see the "V," but the rest of that curlicue might as well be a letter in the Cyrillic alphabet.
7) The cute little smoking jackets. Definitely what mercenaries would wear.
BTW, I admire George Evans's art, but this is proof positive that (a) anybody can have a bad day and/or (b) Vinnie Colletta is the worst vandalizer of art since the guy who took a hammer to the Pieta.
1) Blackhawk, played by Lyle Waggoner, dances across the snow, daintily keeping his left hand out of danger. (He may have just dropped in, as there are no footprints anywhere.)
2) Olaf blows him a kiss while cranking out armpit farts.
3) A skull in a wreath is apparently driving that jet-bobsled.
4) Somehow the two wolves neither burn their feet nor lose their balance while standing on the cowling of the machine guns. Scratch that: the wolf on the left is somehow suspended above his cowling. Maybe he's using his outside paws to push the sled along.
5) What is meant to be the front runner looks like a horse's hoof turned in, making it even more difficult to figure out what the hell that contraption is.
6) The symbol on the sled stands for Von Gross. You can tell that, right? I see the "V," but the rest of that curlicue might as well be a letter in the Cyrillic alphabet.
7) The cute little smoking jackets. Definitely what mercenaries would wear.
BTW, I admire George Evans's art, but this is proof positive that (a) anybody can have a bad day and/or (b) Vinnie Colletta is the worst vandalizer of art since the guy who took a hammer to the Pieta.
