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Post by Chris on Sept 13, 2023 13:50:50 GMT -5
Matter-Eater Lad quits the Legion, stops exercising, and develops an addiction to Rimborian cuisine and becomes.... Fatter-Eater Lad!
Kate Spencer quits her college football team. Donning her cleats in the name of justice, she runs criminals out of bounds and kicks them through the goalposts of justice as Manpunter!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2023 13:52:15 GMT -5
This thread is killing me today...lol!!
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Post by Chris on Sept 13, 2023 14:03:33 GMT -5
Crime is flourishing and Sigfried Horatio Hunch III has had it with being the nice guy. Using his fortune to purchase armor and a number of electroshock weapons, he patrols the lawless streets as 'Tazing Man!
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Post by Calidore on Sept 13, 2023 17:56:28 GMT -5
Dinah Lance inherits the mantle of the Question from Vic Sage and becomes... Blank Canary! I would totally buy that one.
A teenage hero from an alternate, science-fictiony Earth finds his way to our world. Unfortunately, his chosen superhero name is altered by the public as a questionable joke on his teenage acne. Thus we have the adventures of...Zit!
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Post by Calidore on Sept 13, 2023 18:19:34 GMT -5
Addressing the most common complaint of male superheroes, one popular designer of their costumes decides to add a fly to the front of their briefs. A low-end team in need of funds accepts promotional payment to fight crime wearing the new costumes. Successfully defeating evil through the power of uncontrollable giggling, its...Y-Force!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2023 9:50:08 GMT -5
Marc Spector can empathize with your depression, anxiety and PMS in Mood Knight.
Alan's Moore new graphic novel about the restaurant he refuses to dine in again after paying his check in The Billing Joke.
Lex, Doom and Maleficent cater Shanghai dumplings, leafy greens and hot soup to potential recruits who just crossed the border illegally in Super-Villain Steam Up
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Post by Roquefort Raider on Sept 14, 2023 14:29:21 GMT -5
During an adventure in Peru, Changeling stays stuck in one single animal form for the foreseeable future. The Teen Titans keep him on the roster as the Green Llama.
He was this close to joining the Legion of Super-pests.
When the Prince of Olympus gets married, he can forget his life of constant partying. He must now abide by Her rules!
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Post by Calidore on Sept 14, 2023 17:08:28 GMT -5
Oliver Queen opens a restaurant focusing on rice dishes made with sustainable ingredients in Green Arroz.
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Post by foxley on Sept 14, 2023 19:25:14 GMT -5
Amanda Waller forms new team of operatives consisting of Al Pratt, Oberon, the Dummy, Dr. Psycho, Gizmo, Le Bossu, and Gaggy Gagsworth. They are...The Suicide Squat!
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Post by Prince Hal on Sept 14, 2023 21:46:43 GMT -5
When he stares for hours at the Black Widow, it’s creepy.
The gentleman’s name is Gawkeye !
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Post by EdoBosnar on Sept 15, 2023 5:17:14 GMT -5
When he stares for hours at the Black Widow, it’s creepy. The gentleman’s name is Gawkeye ! But Natasha is in turn smitten with that buck-naked street-level defender of the downtrodden, Baredevil. |
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Post by Roquefort Raider on Sept 15, 2023 8:44:41 GMT -5
It was a sad day when our hero left home for college, where he developed a bad dope and alcohol problem and was known as Binge Wilkins.
His substance abuse wasn't helped by his hanging around people like the new mutant Drug Ramsey, or Powder Man, or Bong the Untamed, or even with Weed Richards and Mary Jane. Such bad influences! Even worse: the headmaster was the High Evolutionary, and he really was all the time.
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Post by shaxper on Mar 11, 2024 5:00:32 GMT -5
Spider-Boy, Spider-Girl, Arachno The Spider-Dog, Spider-Horse, Spider-Monkey, and more! All part of Mort's Weislingers!
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Post by jason on Mar 12, 2024 11:12:52 GMT -5
When a horrible time travel accident caused a cowboy to be merged with a evil businessman/scientist we got,,Jonah Lex!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2024 18:21:51 GMT -5
Conan rents a booth at comic-con selling his autograph, comics and cheap polaroid photos in Savage Sales
Linda Carter joins the WWE and wants the Women's Title Belt in Fight Nurse
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