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Post by foxley on Sept 18, 2022 3:47:14 GMT -5
Meet the Earthman who introduced punk music to the planet Mongo. He is...CLASH GORDON.
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Post by Prince Hal on Sept 18, 2022 13:41:03 GMT -5
Meet the Earthman who introduced punk music to the planet Mongo. He is... CLASH GORDON. And his plumber cousin, Flush. |
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Post by foxley on Sept 19, 2022 10:09:19 GMT -5
When ever he says the magic words "Cei-U", he throws up uncontrollably, for he is...Johnny Chunder.
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Post by Prince Hal on Sept 19, 2022 10:15:01 GMT -5
Will he save the West... or ingest it?
Fat Lash
When Bat-Mite finally takes his toll, Bruce Wayne goes off the wagon...
he's Bat Lush.
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Post by Roquefort Raider on Sept 19, 2022 14:55:24 GMT -5
Black Piss is Howard Chaykin's graphic novel about a venereal disease left untreated for too long.
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Post by foxley on Sept 19, 2022 15:20:45 GMT -5
When you were younger, getting a tattoo of a Möbius strip seemed like a good idea. But as you get older, you realise that you are forever branded with...Infinity Ink.
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Post by Roquefort Raider on Sept 19, 2022 18:04:13 GMT -5
Need to repair an asphalt driveway? Waterproof a flat roof? Carry a corrupt politician out of town, covered in feathers? Call the All-Tar Squadron.
When the Beatles learned about Indian music, they almost became the All-sitar squadron.
Trying to spread atheism in the wild west, they are the Nunfighters.
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Post by foxley on Sept 20, 2022 2:59:43 GMT -5
Did you ever wonder what ever happened to those poor fools who crossed B.A. Baracus? Well, now you can find out in the new (admittedly not very action packed) series...Deadfool Corps.
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Post by Roquefort Raider on Sept 20, 2022 8:44:28 GMT -5
Did you ever wonder what ever happened to those poor fools who crossed B.A. Baracus? Well, now you can find out in the new (admittedly not very action packed) series... Deadfool Corps. Speaking of which... What do you get when Hal Jordan challenges Etrigan to an MMA fight?A Green Lantern Corpse!(Someone already did that one). |
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Post by foxley on Sept 20, 2022 9:51:55 GMT -5
Robby Reed discover a magic dial that allows him to transform into a waterbird in...Dial H for Heron.
"I don't believe that Kent Nelson's PhD is genuine. In fact, I'd go so far as to call him...Doctor Fake".
In an attempt to wring even more cash out of the Batman franchise, DC launches a comic featuring tales of Batman's Feet. Yes, it's...Leg Ends of the Dark Knight.
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Post by Roquefort Raider on Sept 20, 2022 9:52:55 GMT -5
In an attempt to wring even more cash out of the Batman franchise, DC launches a comic featuring tales of Batman's Feet. Yes, it's... Leg Ends of the Dark Knight. Is Rob Liefeld going to draw that? |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2022 11:44:21 GMT -5
Black Panther opens an ebay store and makes a killing from those bidding on vibranium in Jungle Auction
A tyrant threatens an immediate nuclear response when NATO sets up shop across the border in Start Wars
A spoilt little rich kid learns to feed poor families with Parboiled, Brown, Jasmine and Basmati in Richie Rice
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Post by foxley on Sept 24, 2022 3:30:54 GMT -5
"Look out! Ridin' into town on a pair o' wildebeest! It's...The Two-Gnu Kid!"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2022 15:12:51 GMT -5
Oh man, taking a dose of castor oil was not a good idea in.....Brother DooDoo
Conan gets advice from Dear Jenna and Penthouse Forum on how to Bed Sonja
Rick Grimes can't make them shut up in....The Talking Dead
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Post by foxley on Oct 3, 2022 5:12:01 GMT -5
Where do young Thuggees go to learn their trade?...Strangle Academy.
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