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Post by Prince Hal on Sept 6, 2023 10:40:34 GMT -5
Australian tankers take on Rommel in the searing pages of GI Wombat!
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Post by Prince Hal on Sept 7, 2023 10:17:22 GMT -5
What happened when Super Chicken...  got drafted? Read all about it in All-American Hen of War! |
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Post by EdoBosnar on Sept 7, 2023 12:45:25 GMT -5
What happened when Super Chicken... got drafted? Read all about it in All-American Hen of War! Didn't hold a candle to his coop-mate, Sgt. Cock (keep your minds out of the gutter, everyone...) |
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Post by Slam_Bradley on Sept 7, 2023 13:11:41 GMT -5
What happened when Super Chicken... got drafted? Read all about it in All-American Hen of War! Didn't hold a candle to his coop-mate, Sgt. Cock (keep your minds out of the gutter, everyone...) They should team up with the time-traveling Rooster Gold. |
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Post by Roquefort Raider on Sept 7, 2023 13:56:03 GMT -5
The Super-Sony was supposed to be an iPod killer. But one of its components got old really fast.
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Post by Prince Hal on Sept 7, 2023 15:31:57 GMT -5
Didn't hold a candle to his coop-mate, Sgt. Cock (keep your minds out of the gutter, everyone...) They should team up with the time-traveling Rooster Gold. In the back pages of Blackhawk. But those fowl types are never seen in the pages of Fur Army at War or Horse of Mystery |
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Post by EdoBosnar on Sept 7, 2023 15:59:57 GMT -5
They should team up with the time-traveling Rooster Gold. In the back pages of Blackhawk. But those fowl types are never seen in the pages of Fur Army at War or Horse of MysteryWell, sure. For that you had to read Dark Mansion of Forbidden Dove. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2023 21:53:38 GMT -5
In a shameless move to capitalize on Marvel's success with Lockjaw as a character, DC reintroduces the teleporting powered Ambush Bug now transformed into a dog (or maybe Giffen was in a mood and decided a dog in the suit was just plain funny, take your pick).
Before the cease and desist that was sure to follow, I give you DC's Ambush Pug.
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Post by Roquefort Raider on Sept 12, 2023 9:38:36 GMT -5
The man of steel's identity is exposed when a fingerprint reader reveals that he has Superman's palm!
There's so much Dos Equis beer drunk at Xavier's school that it's locally known as House of XX!
During the cold war, president Nixon charged his VP to head a secret genetic program that would eventually give rise to the Agnew Mutants!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2023 9:53:12 GMT -5
During the cold war, president Nixon charged his VP to head a secret genetic program that would eventually give rise to the Agnew Mutants!I want to actually read this!! |
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Post by foxley on Sept 13, 2023 6:51:10 GMT -5
Dinah Lance inherits the mantle of the Question from Vic Sage and becomes...Blank Canary!
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Post by Roquefort Raider on Sept 13, 2023 9:27:19 GMT -5
Mike Mignola's tale of how his family welcomed their first child: Hello, boy.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2023 10:03:32 GMT -5
Norbert Sykes is a Vietnam vet with a multiple personality disorder who is struggling to integrate back into society. He meets a 5th century druid named Ham who, after 1500 years of being in a coma, is now awake in modern times and uses his magic to quickly form a grocery store small empire.
Ham is quickly smitten with Sykes' incredible dexterity as he witnesses his martial arts prowess, and offers Norbert a key role to support his empire. While Sykes continues to be unstable at times, his main personality quickly becomes grocery store employee extraordinaire, The Bagger.
He also calls every customer “Larry”.
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Post by Chris on Sept 13, 2023 10:51:17 GMT -5
Norbert Sykes is a Vietnam vet with a multiple personality disorder who is struggling to integrate back into society. He meets a 5th century druid named Ham who, after 1500 years of being in a coma, is now awake in modern times and uses his magic to quickly form a grocery story small empire. Ham is quickly smitten with Sykes' incredible dexterity as he witnesses his martial arts prowess, and offers Norbert a key role to support his empire. While Sykes continues to be unstable at times, his main personality quickly becomes grocery store employee extraordinaire, The Bagger. He also calls every customer “Larry”. I would read this. Not just because it sounds fun, but also to learn the ancient secrets of how druids stacked groceries in their bags so efficiently. They were well beyond any other 5th century bagging disciplines. |
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Post by Prince Hal on Sept 13, 2023 13:36:06 GMT -5
The Legion of Super-Zeroes!
This issue's roster:
Comic Boy: Can bore anyone within two miles when he starts talking about DC retcons.
Mod-El: He can propel the polka-dots growing all over his skin and use them as weapons.
Stat Boy: Master of a thousand fantasy sports leagues!
Bouncing Bod: Beware his rolls of middle-aged fat!
Molar Boy: He'll chew you out at super-speed!
Supergoy: Dig his seersucker costume! With the combined powers of an entire, if exclusive) gated community!
Tight Ass: The leader!(Don't even ask about his power...)
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