It's difficult to do that when you own a Giant Sized Man-Thing

Some of us have five.

Nothing's garunteed, no, but you're statistically less likely to die young than a booze-hound, couch potato, who smokes 70 a day and has a poor diet. That said, I firmly believe your longevity on this mortal coil is mostly down to your genes. If you've got bad genes, you can live as healthily as you like, but ultimately you'll still most likely die before your time. This is especially true if you have a genetic tendency towards cancer or heart disease or certain neurological conditions etc.

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

I'll remember your member

Allan Williams, the Beatles first manager, has died. Though he was nowhere near as important to The Beatles' story as their later manager, Brian Epstein, Williams gave the group some of their earliest gigs at his Jacaranda club, was responsible for arranging their residency at the Cavern and, most importantly, sent them to play in Hamburg, Germany, where they turned into the great little rock 'n' roll band that went on to conquer the world www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38473742

Oh, nothing here's been over the line. I just thought it might not be in the best taste.