Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2015 22:33:15 GMT -5
Titans of Justice Unlimited Chapter 90 - “The Wedding Crashers Part 4”
Written by: Scotty2Hotty
Edited by: Power Guy
If one had happened upon the posh Beverly Hills Botanical Gardens, they would believe they were in the middle of a Hollywood production. Security personnel were everywhere as wait staff and caterers were making preparations. Paparazzi were being held at bay, each one trying to get exclusive photographs of Scott Trevor or Jerrica Benton. The soon to be married couple were in a mansion on the grounds preparing for the big event.
Scott Trevor and his 14 groomsmen (composed of models, fraternity brothers, and a couple of male pageant winners) and best man were in a large room which had a fraternity house atmosphere. Shots of Jack Daniels were freely flowing and the sounds of laughing raucous voices carried downstairs.
“Dude, I never thought you would be the first one of us to get married.” said one of Scott’s friends, a modeling colleague.
“I can’t believe it myself. But, I have to say I’ve never been happier.” Scott Trevor replied throwing back a shot.
“Better get into that tux, it’s almost high noon.” his cousin, Chris said. Wonder Warrior was more than thrilled that the Stranger allowed he and the rest of the Titans West to return to the past to celebrate his cousin, Wonder Man’s wedding.
Down the hall Jerrica Benton was being helped into her dress.
“How many buttons and zippers does this thing have?” she asked as her sister worked on her dress.
“Hold still, sis. You’re almost there.” Kimber smiled as Jerrica threw back a flute of champagne.
“Go easy on the hooch. You don’t want to pass out before the ceremony.” Sargona said as she took her friend’s shaky hand. “Are you really that nervous?”
“I am. I can sing in a stadium of thousands, but walking down the aisle scares me to death! What if he doesn’t want to really marry me? What if his mother hates me? What if---?”
“No more what ifs, girl. He asked you to marry him.” Jerrica’s former band mate, Aja said.
“I know. I’m being silly. I’m glad you girls are here. Having all of the Holograms here along with you other girls makes me happy. Sargona, I am so proud to have you standing up here with me.”
“Happy to do it. Plus that model friend of Scott’s I walk in with is totally hot.”
All of the girls erupted into laughter. Jerrica looked out the window. “Oh no!” she exclaimed.
“What’s wrong?” Shana, another former Hologram, asked.
“It’s raining! Of all days! I thought the weather was supposed to be sunny. The wedding is outside!!!” Jerrica said, pacing the floor.
“I can help.” came a rich voice.
All of the girls turned around.
“Isis!” Sargona said.
“I can make sure the sun shines on you and Scott today. No bride should have to worry about the weather on her most important day.” Isis smiled as she walked forward and hugged Jerrica.
“Thank you , Isis. It’s the best wedding gift I could ask for.”
“Just wait until you open your gift from Adam and I.” the Egyptian queen smiled as she left the room and went outside. Within moments the sun was out. Jerrica and the other girls all noticed how blue the sky was.
“Look at the flowers!” Raya, the former drummer for the Holograms gasped. “It’s like the colors have come to life.”
“See Jerrica. I told you today would be perfect.” Kimber said as she sipped her champagne.
***
Miles away, more sinister plans were about to be set in motion.
“Let’s go! Today the Amazon swine and her family die!!” Dr. Poison said, syringes in each hand.
“Death to the Amazon! Death to Wonder Woman!!!” Osira said, her hands glowing with energy.
“Death to---”
“Like, can we just get on with it?” Gigantessa huffed as she interrupted her mother. “I want to get this over with so I can watch the Italian Ice special later.
“Insolent girl. That untalented fool is a guest at the wedding! Don’t you know he’s married to Wonder Woman’s sister’s friend.” hissed The Mask.
“Wonder Woman’s sister’s friend. Sounds like the beginning of a totally lame joke.” the teenaged giant said as she rolled her eyes.
“Your brat could use some discipline Giganta. I’m sure I have a serum to make her more…..compliant.” Dr. Poison smiled, saliva dripping from her mouth.
‘Put that needle away, woman before I turn you into dog food.” Giganta demanded.
Eric and Pizzazz walked up to the group.
“How about getting to it? For the glory of Ares and all that.” Eric said as he lit a cigarette.
“Yeah, we told you where to go! Hurry up so Eric and I….err…. I mean all of us get the rewards Ares promised.” the green haired rocker said.
“You two better not double cross us.” the Mask said looking at Eric.
He stepped behind Pizzazz and assured the women that Ares was true to his word. Kill Wonder Woman and her family and they would rule the world and all that same old same old. Secretly he didn’t care what happened to the villains as long as he and Pizzazz came out on top.
Giganta and her daughter grew to giant size and led the women towards Beverly Hills.
***
Back at the wedding the cocktail hour was in full swing.
Hank and Melody Hall, along with Hank’s brother Don, chatted with Mal and Karen Duncan, Chuck and Betty Parker, and Lilith.
“Where’s Italian Ice?” Karen asked.
“He’s getting his voice ready. He’s singing before the wedding and he’s doing a song at the reception.” the pretty redhead replied about her husband, starting on her sixth glass of champagne.
“I don’t need ESP to know that you’re drunk!” Betty said.
“It’s a celebration!” Lilith laughed.
“Indeed it is!” said a familiar voice
“Donna!!” the group said in unison. Hugs were exchanged and a group photo was taken.
Donna chatted with her former teammates as Lilith went back to the bar.
“Donna, what’s going on with Lian. How is she doing? How’s Roy?” Hank Hall asked.
“Not well. I tried to get him here today, but he refuses to leave Lian’s side.” Donna replied.
“I heard about what happened when you came to Don‘s party, but didn‘t get the full scoop. What did that monster do to her?” Melody Hall asked as she sipped her gin and tonic.
“It’s a long story, Mel. Poor Lian. She’s slipped into catatonia. I’m afraid she’ll never recover.”
Bette Parker had tried to act liker her old self but seeing so many of her former friends retaining their youth due to their special powers was driving her near mad. She was the youngest of the group when she first joined the original Titans West as Flamebird and to see her skin ridden with more wrinkles than almost all of her other former teammates combined was eating away at her. All those years she spent in the sun as a professional tennis player had finally caught up with her. “After Chuck and I get home, I’ve got to figure out a way to freshen up my appearance. Whatever it takes……..”
A few minutes later, Lilith had made her way to one of the bar stations. She saw two of Scott and Jerrica’s teammates in line.
“Don’t worry. I’ve got this one.” the young man known as Arachnid said.
“But he’s ID’d everyone. Face it dude, we aren’t getting any drinks.” Power Lad replied.
Both boys were dressed in suits and tried to ‘model up’ knowing that there would be many young ladies, celebrities, and pageant title holders to impress. They were next in line.
“Sodas, boys?” the bartender asked.
Two pretty models had turned to watch.
“Um, now how about a….beer.” Arachnind said smugly.
“How about a root beer?” the bartender said, clearly annoyed.
“I work with Scott Trevor. I’m a model.” Arachnid said.
The two pretty models couldn’t resist. “And what do you two model? Sears kids or Underoos?” The two girls laughed as Arachnid and Power Lad walked away.
“I told you that was lame.” Power Lad said.
"Well, aren't you cute?" one of the models said to Stellar, who was quietly watching Power Lad and Arachind's attempts to show off.
"Hello ladies." Stellar smiled.
"You have beautiful skin, you could be a model." one of the models said.
"Are you with those two?" the other model asked, looking over at Arachnid and Power Lad.
"Those two? Don't know 'em." Stellar smiled as he walked off arm and arm with the models. He turned to his friends and smiled ear to ear.
Lilith was next in line. Just as she was about to ask for another drink, a flash of ESP washed over her. She saw the gardens in ruins…..Jerrica….Scott both dead…..Wonder Woman beheaded…..the guests all dead…..Dr. Poison….some other women……
“I….I think I’ve had enough.” she said, sitting her glass down. She made her way to a quiet spot in the gardens trying to sort out the images in her head.
“Can I help you, Miss?” a strong voice said. ‘Oh, it’s you….Lilith.”
“I…you’re one of the Titans, aren’t you? A--Argos?” she stammered.
“I am. I’ve never met you formally, but it’s a pleasure. What seems to be wrong?”
Lilith explained her vision to the hero and she noticed his suit was ill-fitting. He was quite muscular and he had a difficult time finding a suit cut to fit his massive frame.
“I’ve had a lot to drink today, so my visions get a bit messed up when I indulge. Can you and some of the others check things out and make sure everything’s ok? I would hate for someone to attack.”
“Don’t worry. Almost all of the team is here. We’ll handle it.” the tall man smiled.
Within moments, Argos, Starman, and the White Wraith took to the air, Whirlpool following on the ground. The White Wraith had assumed the form of a human young man. Despite his ghostly lifestyle, he was fond of Wonder Man and Jemstone and wanted to share in the joy of the special day.
“You see anything?” Argos asked.
“Everything seems A-OK. I guess the pretty lady had one too many.” Starman sighed.
“Wait.” The White Wraith cautioned. “Listen.”
‘Footsteps….and the ground is really shaking down here.” Whirlpool shouted up to his teammates.
“Holy Sh*t!” Starman gasped. “Look! Two Gigantas!”
The villains made their way towards the Titans.
Gigantessa grabbed Starman in her fist.
“You’re cute.” She said as she flung the cosmic hero to the ground.
“Awww, he could have been your date!” Giganta laughed as she tried to stomp Whirlpool who dodged her massive foot.
“It figures some of Wonder Woman’s freak villains show up to crash the wedding.” Starman said, firing a bolt from the Cosmic Rod at Osira.
“And just who are you supposed to be?” the dark haired would be goddess asked as she enveloped Starman in one of her pyramid force fields.
Starman struggled to free himself, firing the cosmic rod. The bolt ricoched off the side of the barrier, knocking him out.
The Mask had engaged Whirlpool in combat.
“Oh, you are a cute one! Such pretty eyes!” she smiled.
Whirlpool didn’t say a word as he dropped to his hands and swung his legs around, knocking the Mask down.
“You’ve got spirit too, boy. Spirit that it will be my pleasure to break!” she cackled, leaping to her feet. Before Whirlpool could react, the Mask strapped a black leather device around his jaws and mouth. He felt something pry his mouth open. He started to struggle, but the Mask interrupted, “Ah ah, don’t struggle my pet. Wouldn’t want that pretty skin all scarred. Be still and let me take care of you.”
Argos was dodging blows from Giganta and Gigantessa.
“I’ve defeated worse than you from my crib.” he said, flying out of the way as Gigantessa swatted at him.
“Why do all the cute ones have to be such jerks?” she asked.
“All men are!” Giganta replied, grabbing Argos by his foot, dangling him over her open mouth.
“I’ll rip you open from the inside, woman!” he said defiantly.
“I’m sure you will.” she smiled as Dr. Poison scurried down Giganta’s arm and plunged a syringe into Argo’s muscular shoulder.
“Subject is alien. Probability of blindness, loss of muscle control, and joint rupturing eminent.” She smiled.
Giganta dropped him to the ground and Dr. Poison followed.
“Away from him!” The White Wraith demanded.
“Beat it, Casper. Osira, take care of the phantom of the opera, will you!?” Giganta hissed.
“My pleasure!” Osira said, pointing her hands at the White Wraith. She sent a portal at him, which he dodged. “That should keep you busy. It’s attuned for your type. Not sure if you’re dead or alive. Go towards the light! Just like in that movie and meet your maker!”
“How can this be?” the White Wraith said as he flew in a zig zag pattern, trying to avoid Osira’s trap. He wasn’t sure of her words, but no matter where he went the pyramid was right behind him.
The Mask now had Whirlpool handcuffed and his feet wrapped with a barbed strap.
“When I’m done with you, I think I’ll make some new earrings from your eyes. They’re like nothing I’ve seen!” she said as she kissed his forehead. “Just relax, and it will all be over in a minute.”
By now, Starman was awake and had aimed his cosmic weapon at the bottom of the pyramid field. The ray spread far and wide and ran to the top point. He poured on more power, thus shattering his trap. He pointed the Cosmic Rod at the startled Osira.
“How did you--?” she stammered as Starman sent a bolt of energy, knocking her out.
Starman looked up in the sky as the White Wraith was trapped in a pyramid as well, despite becoming immaterial.
“Hold on, buddy! I’m coming.” he shouted.
“Looks like you all could use a hand!” Power Guy shouted. He and Black Adam had thankfully ran into Lilith and she asked them to check on the other Titans.
Power Guy fought both Giganta and daughter, while Black Adam flew to Argos. The Mask was running towards Black Adam, with one of her lethal devices in hand.
Without turning around, Black Adam threw his arm back, knocking the Mask out. The mask she intended to use on him dropped to ground, spewing acid.
“Be well, noble Argos. Take a deep breath.” he said.
“I will be…fine…whatever she….injected me with….I think my physiology is fighting it off…I…I just need a minute.” Argos said, steadying himself on a palm tree.
Dr. Poison ran toward Black Adam with a scalpel. She plunged it into his back and was surprised when it merely bent. Without saying a word, she scurried into the greenery and disappeared.
Whirlpool had freed himself, all except the mask around his mouth and jaw.
Sargona had heard what was going on and appeared just as the fight on the ground was winding down.
“Mask be gone!” she demanded as she touched the sinister device with her hand. Thanks to the Ruby of Life, the mask disappeared from Whirlpool’s face.
“Thanks Sar. I know Beverly Hills is known for plastic surgery, but I’d prefer not to find out firsthand.” Whirlpool said, looking up at Power Guy fighting both of the towering women.
“Who the hell is that!? Two Gigantas?” she gasped.
“It certainly looks that way--and they both have the disposition of a pit bull.” Starman said, the freed White Wraith at his side.
“We have a blessed moment with friends to celebrate, Power Guy. Can you expedite the capture of these two?” the White Wraith said, his eerie voice sounding more jovial than usual.
“I could use a hand!” Power Guy said as Gigantessa grabbed him by the leg. Giganta grabbed his other leg.
“Make a wish!” Gigantessa giggled.
“I can make one for both of you! I wish you had a Cert! What did you eat for lunch, Alpo?” Power Guy said, slipping from their grasp and flying behind Giganta’s head. Black Adam had flown behind Gigantessa and the two Titans slammed the two giant’s heads into each other, rendering them unconscious.
“Man, we’re a mess!” Whirlpool said.
“And we have to take these ‘ladies’ in.” Argos added, fully recovered.
“Not a problem, boys!” Sargona said. With a wave of her hand her teammates were suited up and ready for the wedding. “You look even better Argos. Your suit actually fits now!”
Argos smiled.
“I can use the power within my ruby to send these losers to jail.” Sargona added.
“HOLD WOMAN!” a strong voice came from nowhere.
“Ares!” Power Guy gasped, ready for another battle.
“I’m not here for a fight, Kryptonian. The Amazon and her pitiful heir are safe…..for now. I must collect on a debt from these…..failures.” With a wave from his hand, all of the fallen women disappeared, along with Ares.
“It appears Ares has taken our task from us.” the White Wraith, now in his human guise said.
“Indeed it does. I’m sure he’ll get Dr. Poison too. Come on, we have a wedding to watch!” Whirlpool added.
“And I have a garter to catch.” Starman said, thinking of Supergirl.
***
In the woods, Dr Poison ran into Eric and Pizzaz.
“Dr. Poison! What’s your hurry? Eric and I were trying to catch up and watch the fun.”
“Idiots! The allies of Wonder Man cut right through us! This is all your fault. I should have killed you both when I had the chance!” She growled, drawing a syringe from her sleeve.
“Whoa there, big teeth! Maybe you should check in with the big boss!” Eric said, jumping back as Dr. Poison lashed out with the syringe.
“Yes, mortal. Maybe you should.” came Ares’s voice. As he spoke all the birds in the trees flew away. “ I have need of your services, good doctor.” He waved his hand and Dr. Poison vanished.
He turned and his eyes glowed red at Eric and Pizzaz.
“Wh….what are you going do to us?” Eric said, hiding behind Pizzazz’s skirt.
“Eric! Be a man for once, you sissy!” she spat.
“I have all kinds of torments for you two flesh bags.” Ares smiled quietly.
Pizzazz shut her eyes. “OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO!!!!!”
Ares walked over to the duo and raised his hands. Eric had dropped to all fours and Pizzazz fell over him as she backed up.
“I could rip your skeletons out bone by bone, but now I see your punishment is just existing day to day. Pathetic!!!” his voice boomed and he disappeared.
Eric and Pizzazz looked at each other and promptly fainted.
***
Back at the wedding, Helena Wayne greeted Vince Star.
“Everything ok?” she asked her date.
“Everything is fine. Let’s watch our friends get married.” he smiled, taking her hand.
TO BE CONTINUED
Written by: Scotty2Hotty
Edited by: Power Guy
If one had happened upon the posh Beverly Hills Botanical Gardens, they would believe they were in the middle of a Hollywood production. Security personnel were everywhere as wait staff and caterers were making preparations. Paparazzi were being held at bay, each one trying to get exclusive photographs of Scott Trevor or Jerrica Benton. The soon to be married couple were in a mansion on the grounds preparing for the big event.
Scott Trevor and his 14 groomsmen (composed of models, fraternity brothers, and a couple of male pageant winners) and best man were in a large room which had a fraternity house atmosphere. Shots of Jack Daniels were freely flowing and the sounds of laughing raucous voices carried downstairs.
“Dude, I never thought you would be the first one of us to get married.” said one of Scott’s friends, a modeling colleague.
“I can’t believe it myself. But, I have to say I’ve never been happier.” Scott Trevor replied throwing back a shot.
“Better get into that tux, it’s almost high noon.” his cousin, Chris said. Wonder Warrior was more than thrilled that the Stranger allowed he and the rest of the Titans West to return to the past to celebrate his cousin, Wonder Man’s wedding.
Down the hall Jerrica Benton was being helped into her dress.
“How many buttons and zippers does this thing have?” she asked as her sister worked on her dress.
“Hold still, sis. You’re almost there.” Kimber smiled as Jerrica threw back a flute of champagne.
“Go easy on the hooch. You don’t want to pass out before the ceremony.” Sargona said as she took her friend’s shaky hand. “Are you really that nervous?”
“I am. I can sing in a stadium of thousands, but walking down the aisle scares me to death! What if he doesn’t want to really marry me? What if his mother hates me? What if---?”
“No more what ifs, girl. He asked you to marry him.” Jerrica’s former band mate, Aja said.
“I know. I’m being silly. I’m glad you girls are here. Having all of the Holograms here along with you other girls makes me happy. Sargona, I am so proud to have you standing up here with me.”
“Happy to do it. Plus that model friend of Scott’s I walk in with is totally hot.”
All of the girls erupted into laughter. Jerrica looked out the window. “Oh no!” she exclaimed.
“What’s wrong?” Shana, another former Hologram, asked.
“It’s raining! Of all days! I thought the weather was supposed to be sunny. The wedding is outside!!!” Jerrica said, pacing the floor.
“I can help.” came a rich voice.
All of the girls turned around.
“Isis!” Sargona said.
“I can make sure the sun shines on you and Scott today. No bride should have to worry about the weather on her most important day.” Isis smiled as she walked forward and hugged Jerrica.
“Thank you , Isis. It’s the best wedding gift I could ask for.”
“Just wait until you open your gift from Adam and I.” the Egyptian queen smiled as she left the room and went outside. Within moments the sun was out. Jerrica and the other girls all noticed how blue the sky was.
“Look at the flowers!” Raya, the former drummer for the Holograms gasped. “It’s like the colors have come to life.”
“See Jerrica. I told you today would be perfect.” Kimber said as she sipped her champagne.
***
Miles away, more sinister plans were about to be set in motion.
“Let’s go! Today the Amazon swine and her family die!!” Dr. Poison said, syringes in each hand.
“Death to the Amazon! Death to Wonder Woman!!!” Osira said, her hands glowing with energy.
“Death to---”
“Like, can we just get on with it?” Gigantessa huffed as she interrupted her mother. “I want to get this over with so I can watch the Italian Ice special later.
“Insolent girl. That untalented fool is a guest at the wedding! Don’t you know he’s married to Wonder Woman’s sister’s friend.” hissed The Mask.
“Wonder Woman’s sister’s friend. Sounds like the beginning of a totally lame joke.” the teenaged giant said as she rolled her eyes.
“Your brat could use some discipline Giganta. I’m sure I have a serum to make her more…..compliant.” Dr. Poison smiled, saliva dripping from her mouth.
‘Put that needle away, woman before I turn you into dog food.” Giganta demanded.
Eric and Pizzazz walked up to the group.
“How about getting to it? For the glory of Ares and all that.” Eric said as he lit a cigarette.
“Yeah, we told you where to go! Hurry up so Eric and I….err…. I mean all of us get the rewards Ares promised.” the green haired rocker said.
“You two better not double cross us.” the Mask said looking at Eric.
He stepped behind Pizzazz and assured the women that Ares was true to his word. Kill Wonder Woman and her family and they would rule the world and all that same old same old. Secretly he didn’t care what happened to the villains as long as he and Pizzazz came out on top.
Giganta and her daughter grew to giant size and led the women towards Beverly Hills.
***
Back at the wedding the cocktail hour was in full swing.
Hank and Melody Hall, along with Hank’s brother Don, chatted with Mal and Karen Duncan, Chuck and Betty Parker, and Lilith.
“Where’s Italian Ice?” Karen asked.
“He’s getting his voice ready. He’s singing before the wedding and he’s doing a song at the reception.” the pretty redhead replied about her husband, starting on her sixth glass of champagne.
“I don’t need ESP to know that you’re drunk!” Betty said.
“It’s a celebration!” Lilith laughed.
“Indeed it is!” said a familiar voice
“Donna!!” the group said in unison. Hugs were exchanged and a group photo was taken.
Donna chatted with her former teammates as Lilith went back to the bar.
“Donna, what’s going on with Lian. How is she doing? How’s Roy?” Hank Hall asked.
“Not well. I tried to get him here today, but he refuses to leave Lian’s side.” Donna replied.
“I heard about what happened when you came to Don‘s party, but didn‘t get the full scoop. What did that monster do to her?” Melody Hall asked as she sipped her gin and tonic.
“It’s a long story, Mel. Poor Lian. She’s slipped into catatonia. I’m afraid she’ll never recover.”
Bette Parker had tried to act liker her old self but seeing so many of her former friends retaining their youth due to their special powers was driving her near mad. She was the youngest of the group when she first joined the original Titans West as Flamebird and to see her skin ridden with more wrinkles than almost all of her other former teammates combined was eating away at her. All those years she spent in the sun as a professional tennis player had finally caught up with her. “After Chuck and I get home, I’ve got to figure out a way to freshen up my appearance. Whatever it takes……..”
A few minutes later, Lilith had made her way to one of the bar stations. She saw two of Scott and Jerrica’s teammates in line.
“Don’t worry. I’ve got this one.” the young man known as Arachnid said.
“But he’s ID’d everyone. Face it dude, we aren’t getting any drinks.” Power Lad replied.
Both boys were dressed in suits and tried to ‘model up’ knowing that there would be many young ladies, celebrities, and pageant title holders to impress. They were next in line.
“Sodas, boys?” the bartender asked.
Two pretty models had turned to watch.
“Um, now how about a….beer.” Arachnind said smugly.
“How about a root beer?” the bartender said, clearly annoyed.
“I work with Scott Trevor. I’m a model.” Arachnid said.
The two pretty models couldn’t resist. “And what do you two model? Sears kids or Underoos?” The two girls laughed as Arachnid and Power Lad walked away.
“I told you that was lame.” Power Lad said.
"Well, aren't you cute?" one of the models said to Stellar, who was quietly watching Power Lad and Arachind's attempts to show off.
"Hello ladies." Stellar smiled.
"You have beautiful skin, you could be a model." one of the models said.
"Are you with those two?" the other model asked, looking over at Arachnid and Power Lad.
"Those two? Don't know 'em." Stellar smiled as he walked off arm and arm with the models. He turned to his friends and smiled ear to ear.
Lilith was next in line. Just as she was about to ask for another drink, a flash of ESP washed over her. She saw the gardens in ruins…..Jerrica….Scott both dead…..Wonder Woman beheaded…..the guests all dead…..Dr. Poison….some other women……
“I….I think I’ve had enough.” she said, sitting her glass down. She made her way to a quiet spot in the gardens trying to sort out the images in her head.
“Can I help you, Miss?” a strong voice said. ‘Oh, it’s you….Lilith.”
“I…you’re one of the Titans, aren’t you? A--Argos?” she stammered.
“I am. I’ve never met you formally, but it’s a pleasure. What seems to be wrong?”
Lilith explained her vision to the hero and she noticed his suit was ill-fitting. He was quite muscular and he had a difficult time finding a suit cut to fit his massive frame.
“I’ve had a lot to drink today, so my visions get a bit messed up when I indulge. Can you and some of the others check things out and make sure everything’s ok? I would hate for someone to attack.”
“Don’t worry. Almost all of the team is here. We’ll handle it.” the tall man smiled.
Within moments, Argos, Starman, and the White Wraith took to the air, Whirlpool following on the ground. The White Wraith had assumed the form of a human young man. Despite his ghostly lifestyle, he was fond of Wonder Man and Jemstone and wanted to share in the joy of the special day.
“You see anything?” Argos asked.
“Everything seems A-OK. I guess the pretty lady had one too many.” Starman sighed.
“Wait.” The White Wraith cautioned. “Listen.”
‘Footsteps….and the ground is really shaking down here.” Whirlpool shouted up to his teammates.
“Holy Sh*t!” Starman gasped. “Look! Two Gigantas!”
The villains made their way towards the Titans.
Gigantessa grabbed Starman in her fist.
“You’re cute.” She said as she flung the cosmic hero to the ground.
“Awww, he could have been your date!” Giganta laughed as she tried to stomp Whirlpool who dodged her massive foot.
“It figures some of Wonder Woman’s freak villains show up to crash the wedding.” Starman said, firing a bolt from the Cosmic Rod at Osira.
“And just who are you supposed to be?” the dark haired would be goddess asked as she enveloped Starman in one of her pyramid force fields.
Starman struggled to free himself, firing the cosmic rod. The bolt ricoched off the side of the barrier, knocking him out.
The Mask had engaged Whirlpool in combat.
“Oh, you are a cute one! Such pretty eyes!” she smiled.
Whirlpool didn’t say a word as he dropped to his hands and swung his legs around, knocking the Mask down.
“You’ve got spirit too, boy. Spirit that it will be my pleasure to break!” she cackled, leaping to her feet. Before Whirlpool could react, the Mask strapped a black leather device around his jaws and mouth. He felt something pry his mouth open. He started to struggle, but the Mask interrupted, “Ah ah, don’t struggle my pet. Wouldn’t want that pretty skin all scarred. Be still and let me take care of you.”
Argos was dodging blows from Giganta and Gigantessa.
“I’ve defeated worse than you from my crib.” he said, flying out of the way as Gigantessa swatted at him.
“Why do all the cute ones have to be such jerks?” she asked.
“All men are!” Giganta replied, grabbing Argos by his foot, dangling him over her open mouth.
“I’ll rip you open from the inside, woman!” he said defiantly.
“I’m sure you will.” she smiled as Dr. Poison scurried down Giganta’s arm and plunged a syringe into Argo’s muscular shoulder.
“Subject is alien. Probability of blindness, loss of muscle control, and joint rupturing eminent.” She smiled.
Giganta dropped him to the ground and Dr. Poison followed.
“Away from him!” The White Wraith demanded.
“Beat it, Casper. Osira, take care of the phantom of the opera, will you!?” Giganta hissed.
“My pleasure!” Osira said, pointing her hands at the White Wraith. She sent a portal at him, which he dodged. “That should keep you busy. It’s attuned for your type. Not sure if you’re dead or alive. Go towards the light! Just like in that movie and meet your maker!”
“How can this be?” the White Wraith said as he flew in a zig zag pattern, trying to avoid Osira’s trap. He wasn’t sure of her words, but no matter where he went the pyramid was right behind him.
The Mask now had Whirlpool handcuffed and his feet wrapped with a barbed strap.
“When I’m done with you, I think I’ll make some new earrings from your eyes. They’re like nothing I’ve seen!” she said as she kissed his forehead. “Just relax, and it will all be over in a minute.”
By now, Starman was awake and had aimed his cosmic weapon at the bottom of the pyramid field. The ray spread far and wide and ran to the top point. He poured on more power, thus shattering his trap. He pointed the Cosmic Rod at the startled Osira.
“How did you--?” she stammered as Starman sent a bolt of energy, knocking her out.
Starman looked up in the sky as the White Wraith was trapped in a pyramid as well, despite becoming immaterial.
“Hold on, buddy! I’m coming.” he shouted.
“Looks like you all could use a hand!” Power Guy shouted. He and Black Adam had thankfully ran into Lilith and she asked them to check on the other Titans.
Power Guy fought both Giganta and daughter, while Black Adam flew to Argos. The Mask was running towards Black Adam, with one of her lethal devices in hand.
Without turning around, Black Adam threw his arm back, knocking the Mask out. The mask she intended to use on him dropped to ground, spewing acid.
“Be well, noble Argos. Take a deep breath.” he said.
“I will be…fine…whatever she….injected me with….I think my physiology is fighting it off…I…I just need a minute.” Argos said, steadying himself on a palm tree.
Dr. Poison ran toward Black Adam with a scalpel. She plunged it into his back and was surprised when it merely bent. Without saying a word, she scurried into the greenery and disappeared.
Whirlpool had freed himself, all except the mask around his mouth and jaw.
Sargona had heard what was going on and appeared just as the fight on the ground was winding down.
“Mask be gone!” she demanded as she touched the sinister device with her hand. Thanks to the Ruby of Life, the mask disappeared from Whirlpool’s face.
“Thanks Sar. I know Beverly Hills is known for plastic surgery, but I’d prefer not to find out firsthand.” Whirlpool said, looking up at Power Guy fighting both of the towering women.
“Who the hell is that!? Two Gigantas?” she gasped.
“It certainly looks that way--and they both have the disposition of a pit bull.” Starman said, the freed White Wraith at his side.
“We have a blessed moment with friends to celebrate, Power Guy. Can you expedite the capture of these two?” the White Wraith said, his eerie voice sounding more jovial than usual.
“I could use a hand!” Power Guy said as Gigantessa grabbed him by the leg. Giganta grabbed his other leg.
“Make a wish!” Gigantessa giggled.
“I can make one for both of you! I wish you had a Cert! What did you eat for lunch, Alpo?” Power Guy said, slipping from their grasp and flying behind Giganta’s head. Black Adam had flown behind Gigantessa and the two Titans slammed the two giant’s heads into each other, rendering them unconscious.
“Man, we’re a mess!” Whirlpool said.
“And we have to take these ‘ladies’ in.” Argos added, fully recovered.
“Not a problem, boys!” Sargona said. With a wave of her hand her teammates were suited up and ready for the wedding. “You look even better Argos. Your suit actually fits now!”
Argos smiled.
“I can use the power within my ruby to send these losers to jail.” Sargona added.
“HOLD WOMAN!” a strong voice came from nowhere.
“Ares!” Power Guy gasped, ready for another battle.
“I’m not here for a fight, Kryptonian. The Amazon and her pitiful heir are safe…..for now. I must collect on a debt from these…..failures.” With a wave from his hand, all of the fallen women disappeared, along with Ares.
“It appears Ares has taken our task from us.” the White Wraith, now in his human guise said.
“Indeed it does. I’m sure he’ll get Dr. Poison too. Come on, we have a wedding to watch!” Whirlpool added.
“And I have a garter to catch.” Starman said, thinking of Supergirl.
***
In the woods, Dr Poison ran into Eric and Pizzaz.
“Dr. Poison! What’s your hurry? Eric and I were trying to catch up and watch the fun.”
“Idiots! The allies of Wonder Man cut right through us! This is all your fault. I should have killed you both when I had the chance!” She growled, drawing a syringe from her sleeve.
“Whoa there, big teeth! Maybe you should check in with the big boss!” Eric said, jumping back as Dr. Poison lashed out with the syringe.
“Yes, mortal. Maybe you should.” came Ares’s voice. As he spoke all the birds in the trees flew away. “ I have need of your services, good doctor.” He waved his hand and Dr. Poison vanished.
He turned and his eyes glowed red at Eric and Pizzaz.
“Wh….what are you going do to us?” Eric said, hiding behind Pizzazz’s skirt.
“Eric! Be a man for once, you sissy!” she spat.
“I have all kinds of torments for you two flesh bags.” Ares smiled quietly.
Pizzazz shut her eyes. “OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO!!!!!”
Ares walked over to the duo and raised his hands. Eric had dropped to all fours and Pizzazz fell over him as she backed up.
“I could rip your skeletons out bone by bone, but now I see your punishment is just existing day to day. Pathetic!!!” his voice boomed and he disappeared.
Eric and Pizzazz looked at each other and promptly fainted.
***
Back at the wedding, Helena Wayne greeted Vince Star.
“Everything ok?” she asked her date.
“Everything is fine. Let’s watch our friends get married.” he smiled, taking her hand.
TO BE CONTINUED