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Titans of Justice Unlimited Chapter 88 - “The Wedding Crashers Part 2”
Written by: Scotty2Hotty
Edited by: Power Guy
The Queen Estate, Star City…
Didi Queen had returned home from Earth 2 to visit some family and friends. She looked through her mail and opened a very large, silver lined envelope. It was an invitation to Scott Trevor and Jerrica Benton’s wedding.
“A cocktail hour before the ceremony? Only Scott would think of that.” she allowed herself a smile as she looked at the invitation. Didi had been a bit….not herself since the Dr. Light ordeal and leaving the team. She was looking forward to attending the wedding and made plans in her head to go shopping for a dress.
“I see you got your invitation.” a warm voice announced.
“Mother!” Didi said as her mother, the former Black Canary sat down. “It seems like this is going to be the social event of the year.”
“It does. I am sure Diana is putting on a brave face. She was always so protective of Scott.”
“Maybe I’ll meet one of his hot model friends. I am sure there will no shortage of hot guys there.” Didi sighed.
“Is it going to be awkward for you, dear?”
“Not at all. I’m ready to get back out there. I’ve spent so much time as Sonic Boom that I’ve neglected Didi…..and she needs a boyfriend.” Di Di wanted to tell her mother about her new-found fondness for the elder Dick Grayson of Earth 2 but she was a little scared that her mother would not approve of her wanting to date an ex-colleague of hers. Maybe if things got serious between the two of them, then Di Di could summon up the courage to tell her mother about the two of them.
“I didn’t mean like that. Daniel is going to be there. Hal told me that Scott asked him to officiate.” Dinah explained.
“Oh…..I didn’t know that. Mother, send my regards to Jerrica and Scott. There‘s no way in hell I‘m going to that wedding. “
***
Eric Raymond hated rain and right now it was pouring. He and Pizzaz had been able to track down all of the women Ares had told them about. The only one remaining was the Mask. Eric remembered her from several years ago, but she seemed to have a short lived career. All he recalled was that she was mentally unstable (and weren’t all of Wonder Woman’s villains!) and had a hatred for men.
“Should’ve let Pizzaz go after this one.” he huffed as he made his way into the S&M club. He stepped down the dark stairs to a woman at a booth. She smacked her gum and looked classy despite her surroundings.
“Password, honey.” she smiled.
“Password?” he stammered. Ares failed to mention this. Yes, he should have sent Pizzazz.
“The Mask only sees customers who know the password, honey” she said as she popped a bubble with her gum.
“Um, I’m new to all this and I’ve heard your boss…..provides the services I’m looking for.” Eric said with a smile as he flashed some one hundred dollar bills.
“Hold on, sweetie.” she smiled as she picked up the phone. “Got one for you. I think he has what it takes to please a woman like you. He’s cute too.” she winked. She sat the phone down.
“The Mask will see you now.” she smiled as she took the money from Eric.
Eric made his way through a red beaded doorway. He looked around and saw several framed photos of men and women being tortured. Well, maybe not tortured. They seemed to be enjoying the events in the photos. Some had a type of mask strapped to their faces with a device forced into their mouths.
“Kinky.” he surmised, growing uncomfortable. “Yep, should have sent Pizzaz.”
Just then Eric was knocked to the ground and before he could realize what was happening, he felt something being slipped over his wrists as his face was pushed into the floor. In a flash his arms were suspended over his head and his feet were shackled to the floor. He couldn’t see his assailant, but was able to utter “Hey! I’m here on business! Official business. Wh…where are you?” he gasped, his eyes darting around.
“I’m right here, and this is my business.” came a soft voice. The woman known as the Mask stepped forward, the dim light bouncing off her jet black hair and shining on her tight latex uniform.
Eric Raymond, usually unflappable, became very afraid.
“I need to talk to you.” he managed to say.
“No. No talking.” She whispered as she ran her gloved hands over his shirt, suddenly ripping it open.
“Nice.” she said looking at Eric’s muscular torso as she slipped behind him.
Eric could feel sweat popping out all over his body now, and he wasn’t afraid to admit he was scared. He tried to turn to see where the Mask was. Suddenly he felt a lash across his back.
“Aghhh!” he cried out. “Please! Wait!” he shouted.
“I was going to save this for later, but I can’t work with you screaming like that.” The Mask said as she slipped a mask much like the one Eric saw in the photos over his mouth.
“Now, if you scream or make a peep, that device in your mouth will release acid. I assure you, you don’t want that. You have such nice teeth.” she giggled. “This club is a front. The money my customers pay, I donate to women who have been wronged. Guns, explosives, whatever they need to rid themselves of the men who have done them harm. Why do I engage in such controversial activities to fund my efforts? Pure pleasure.” she said, giving the hair on his chest a tug. “Now, let’s get back to work on your back. Remember, take it like a man and that acid won’t touch you.”
Eric closed his eyes as she snapped the whip a few times on the floor next to his feet.
“ERIC!!!”
The restrained man was relieved to see Pizazz.
“Mask! As much as I would love to have a go at Eric here, please let him down! I have a message from your friends! Friends who hate Wonder Woman as much as you! I am guessing Eric failed to mention that to you!”
“Eric! You naughty boy! Why didn’t you tell me! Why, I wouldn’t have scared you so badly.” The Mask said as she removed the device from his mouth.
“Phyllis, thank God!” Eric gasped.
“DON’T CALL ME PHYLLIS!!!!!!! How many times do I have to tell you!? Mask, let’s leave him hanging there while you and I talk business.” Pizzaz said as she stuck her tongue out at Eric Raymond.
“Yes, tell me about my old friend Wonder Woman.” The Mask smiled.
“I want to invite you to a wedding.” Pizzaz said, adding “Dum dum da dum!”
The two women laughed as Eric spat all kinds of obscenities.
“Oh alright, down you go.” The Mask said freeing him from his bonds.
Pizzazz filled The Mask in on Wonder Man’s wedding.
“Well, aren’t life’s little milestones interesting. The son of Wonder Woman is getting married. I guess she neglected to invite me. Still, I’ll send a gift.” she said, picking up one of her masks.
***
“I am so tired.” Jerrica Benton said to Sargona.
The two girls had met for lunch and the conversation was all about the upcoming wedding.
“Who would ever guessed, that I would have finally found my prince. Literally!”
“I know! You’ve come a long way from the first Titans of Justice meeting. You know, I always thought Scott was this shallow, fake guy. But, he’s really sweet. He’s a keeper, Jer.”
“I know. Sometimes I wonder what my life was like without him. Can you believe in a few days, I’ll be Mrs. Scott Trevor!” the duo clinked their wine glasses.
“It will be a beautiful day. No super villains since it’s Jerrica and Scott’s wedding instead of Jemstone and Wonder Man.” Sargona smiled, motioning to the server for more wine.
“True. But if something were to happen, I feel good knowing that so many former Teen Titans and Justice Leaguers will be there, along with members from our own crew.”
“Along with tons of pop stars and models. Will the gardens you chose hold all 400 of your guests?”
“It will. Scott’s mom paid to have the place renovated to hold the guests.”
“Wow. Jerrica, it’s going to be a perfect day!”
***
Eric Raymond (still in a bad mood from his encounter with the Mask) and Pizzaz looked at the women assembled before them. The Mask was there, along with Dr. Poison, Giganta, and Osira.
“Tell me about this wedding!” Osira demanded.
“Yes, so you say not only Wonder Woman will be there but her entire damned family?” Dr. Poison hissed.
“That’s right ladies. Wonder Woman along with most of her family and friends. All unsuspecting and ready to die at your hands!” Pizzaz said, clapping.
“And just how do you two know all this. Neither of you seem remarkably bright.” Giganta smirked.
“Didn’t you used to be a female gorilla?“ replied Eric, sarcastically. “Anyways, we have issues with not being invited by the bride, she’s an old friend.” Eric commented. “A mutual friend suggested we all work together to make the day even more memorable.”
“And just who would this friend be?” Osira said, venom in her voice.
“Ares.” Pizzazz said confidently.
“You two are mixed up with Ares?” Giganta said, her attention piqued.
“We are. He assures us that things will go our way the day of the wedding.” Pizazz answered.
Suddenly there was the sound of several crashes.
‘What’s that!?” Dr. Poison shouted, spinning around and drawing a syringe.
“It’s a trap! These two buffoons are probably in with the Justice League!” the Mask added, shooting a dirty look at Eric.
The crashing noises grew louder as the abandoned warehouse chosen for the meeting shook.
“No trap! I promise!” Eric said, hugging Pizzazz.
“Yeah! We don’t know what’s going on either. We must have been set up by Ares!” she shrieked.
“Typical of him!” Osira said running towards the door.
“Ladies, ladies! Be calm.” Giganta said casually. “Come with me.”
Everyone followed Giganta outside where they saw a girl that looked much like Giganta shrinking down to normal size.
“Meet my baby! Gigantessa!” Giganta said with glee.
“Hi b*tches.” Gigantessa said, rolling her eyes. “Mom, my bff totally bummed me out, so I squashed her good. Broke a nail though. Can I have a new celly?”
The assembled villains didn’t quite know what to make of the bratty daughter of Giganta.
“I thought you only had a son.” The Mask said.
“I do. But this is his twin sister…..and she took after me. Whereas my son disappointed me by wanting to be a goody-goody pansy, Gigantessa is a chip off the old block.
“Whatevs.” the green eyed teen said, checking her cell phone.
“Darling, would you like to crash a wedding? There will be some cute boys there.” Giganta smiled.
“Boys? Cute ones? Count me in. My last boyfriend was such a total let down. It was funny when I stomped him into the ground, but I ruined my new sandals. Versace too.”
“Ah, she’s a perfect addition to our little band of wedding crashers!” Osira added as all of the women erupted into laughter.
“So, you’re all in?” Eric asked.
“I say so!” Osira said. All of the villains placed an outreached hand into the center of their assembly.
“Death to Wonder Woman! Death to her son!” they shouted.
“Well…” Gigantessa started “Well, unless he’s like totally cute.”
The ladies laughter became even more frantic at Gigantessa’s comment.
TO BE CONTINUED
Written by: Scotty2Hotty
Edited by: Power Guy
The Queen Estate, Star City…
Didi Queen had returned home from Earth 2 to visit some family and friends. She looked through her mail and opened a very large, silver lined envelope. It was an invitation to Scott Trevor and Jerrica Benton’s wedding.
“A cocktail hour before the ceremony? Only Scott would think of that.” she allowed herself a smile as she looked at the invitation. Didi had been a bit….not herself since the Dr. Light ordeal and leaving the team. She was looking forward to attending the wedding and made plans in her head to go shopping for a dress.
“I see you got your invitation.” a warm voice announced.
“Mother!” Didi said as her mother, the former Black Canary sat down. “It seems like this is going to be the social event of the year.”
“It does. I am sure Diana is putting on a brave face. She was always so protective of Scott.”
“Maybe I’ll meet one of his hot model friends. I am sure there will no shortage of hot guys there.” Didi sighed.
“Is it going to be awkward for you, dear?”
“Not at all. I’m ready to get back out there. I’ve spent so much time as Sonic Boom that I’ve neglected Didi…..and she needs a boyfriend.” Di Di wanted to tell her mother about her new-found fondness for the elder Dick Grayson of Earth 2 but she was a little scared that her mother would not approve of her wanting to date an ex-colleague of hers. Maybe if things got serious between the two of them, then Di Di could summon up the courage to tell her mother about the two of them.
“I didn’t mean like that. Daniel is going to be there. Hal told me that Scott asked him to officiate.” Dinah explained.
“Oh…..I didn’t know that. Mother, send my regards to Jerrica and Scott. There‘s no way in hell I‘m going to that wedding. “
***
Eric Raymond hated rain and right now it was pouring. He and Pizzaz had been able to track down all of the women Ares had told them about. The only one remaining was the Mask. Eric remembered her from several years ago, but she seemed to have a short lived career. All he recalled was that she was mentally unstable (and weren’t all of Wonder Woman’s villains!) and had a hatred for men.
“Should’ve let Pizzaz go after this one.” he huffed as he made his way into the S&M club. He stepped down the dark stairs to a woman at a booth. She smacked her gum and looked classy despite her surroundings.
“Password, honey.” she smiled.
“Password?” he stammered. Ares failed to mention this. Yes, he should have sent Pizzazz.
“The Mask only sees customers who know the password, honey” she said as she popped a bubble with her gum.
“Um, I’m new to all this and I’ve heard your boss…..provides the services I’m looking for.” Eric said with a smile as he flashed some one hundred dollar bills.
“Hold on, sweetie.” she smiled as she picked up the phone. “Got one for you. I think he has what it takes to please a woman like you. He’s cute too.” she winked. She sat the phone down.
“The Mask will see you now.” she smiled as she took the money from Eric.
Eric made his way through a red beaded doorway. He looked around and saw several framed photos of men and women being tortured. Well, maybe not tortured. They seemed to be enjoying the events in the photos. Some had a type of mask strapped to their faces with a device forced into their mouths.
“Kinky.” he surmised, growing uncomfortable. “Yep, should have sent Pizzaz.”
Just then Eric was knocked to the ground and before he could realize what was happening, he felt something being slipped over his wrists as his face was pushed into the floor. In a flash his arms were suspended over his head and his feet were shackled to the floor. He couldn’t see his assailant, but was able to utter “Hey! I’m here on business! Official business. Wh…where are you?” he gasped, his eyes darting around.
“I’m right here, and this is my business.” came a soft voice. The woman known as the Mask stepped forward, the dim light bouncing off her jet black hair and shining on her tight latex uniform.
Eric Raymond, usually unflappable, became very afraid.
“I need to talk to you.” he managed to say.
“No. No talking.” She whispered as she ran her gloved hands over his shirt, suddenly ripping it open.
“Nice.” she said looking at Eric’s muscular torso as she slipped behind him.
Eric could feel sweat popping out all over his body now, and he wasn’t afraid to admit he was scared. He tried to turn to see where the Mask was. Suddenly he felt a lash across his back.
“Aghhh!” he cried out. “Please! Wait!” he shouted.
“I was going to save this for later, but I can’t work with you screaming like that.” The Mask said as she slipped a mask much like the one Eric saw in the photos over his mouth.
“Now, if you scream or make a peep, that device in your mouth will release acid. I assure you, you don’t want that. You have such nice teeth.” she giggled. “This club is a front. The money my customers pay, I donate to women who have been wronged. Guns, explosives, whatever they need to rid themselves of the men who have done them harm. Why do I engage in such controversial activities to fund my efforts? Pure pleasure.” she said, giving the hair on his chest a tug. “Now, let’s get back to work on your back. Remember, take it like a man and that acid won’t touch you.”
Eric closed his eyes as she snapped the whip a few times on the floor next to his feet.
“ERIC!!!”
The restrained man was relieved to see Pizazz.
“Mask! As much as I would love to have a go at Eric here, please let him down! I have a message from your friends! Friends who hate Wonder Woman as much as you! I am guessing Eric failed to mention that to you!”
“Eric! You naughty boy! Why didn’t you tell me! Why, I wouldn’t have scared you so badly.” The Mask said as she removed the device from his mouth.
“Phyllis, thank God!” Eric gasped.
“DON’T CALL ME PHYLLIS!!!!!!! How many times do I have to tell you!? Mask, let’s leave him hanging there while you and I talk business.” Pizzaz said as she stuck her tongue out at Eric Raymond.
“Yes, tell me about my old friend Wonder Woman.” The Mask smiled.
“I want to invite you to a wedding.” Pizzaz said, adding “Dum dum da dum!”
The two women laughed as Eric spat all kinds of obscenities.
“Oh alright, down you go.” The Mask said freeing him from his bonds.
Pizzazz filled The Mask in on Wonder Man’s wedding.
“Well, aren’t life’s little milestones interesting. The son of Wonder Woman is getting married. I guess she neglected to invite me. Still, I’ll send a gift.” she said, picking up one of her masks.
***
“I am so tired.” Jerrica Benton said to Sargona.
The two girls had met for lunch and the conversation was all about the upcoming wedding.
“Who would ever guessed, that I would have finally found my prince. Literally!”
“I know! You’ve come a long way from the first Titans of Justice meeting. You know, I always thought Scott was this shallow, fake guy. But, he’s really sweet. He’s a keeper, Jer.”
“I know. Sometimes I wonder what my life was like without him. Can you believe in a few days, I’ll be Mrs. Scott Trevor!” the duo clinked their wine glasses.
“It will be a beautiful day. No super villains since it’s Jerrica and Scott’s wedding instead of Jemstone and Wonder Man.” Sargona smiled, motioning to the server for more wine.
“True. But if something were to happen, I feel good knowing that so many former Teen Titans and Justice Leaguers will be there, along with members from our own crew.”
“Along with tons of pop stars and models. Will the gardens you chose hold all 400 of your guests?”
“It will. Scott’s mom paid to have the place renovated to hold the guests.”
“Wow. Jerrica, it’s going to be a perfect day!”
***
Eric Raymond (still in a bad mood from his encounter with the Mask) and Pizzaz looked at the women assembled before them. The Mask was there, along with Dr. Poison, Giganta, and Osira.
“Tell me about this wedding!” Osira demanded.
“Yes, so you say not only Wonder Woman will be there but her entire damned family?” Dr. Poison hissed.
“That’s right ladies. Wonder Woman along with most of her family and friends. All unsuspecting and ready to die at your hands!” Pizzaz said, clapping.
“And just how do you two know all this. Neither of you seem remarkably bright.” Giganta smirked.
“Didn’t you used to be a female gorilla?“ replied Eric, sarcastically. “Anyways, we have issues with not being invited by the bride, she’s an old friend.” Eric commented. “A mutual friend suggested we all work together to make the day even more memorable.”
“And just who would this friend be?” Osira said, venom in her voice.
“Ares.” Pizzazz said confidently.
“You two are mixed up with Ares?” Giganta said, her attention piqued.
“We are. He assures us that things will go our way the day of the wedding.” Pizazz answered.
Suddenly there was the sound of several crashes.
‘What’s that!?” Dr. Poison shouted, spinning around and drawing a syringe.
“It’s a trap! These two buffoons are probably in with the Justice League!” the Mask added, shooting a dirty look at Eric.
The crashing noises grew louder as the abandoned warehouse chosen for the meeting shook.
“No trap! I promise!” Eric said, hugging Pizzazz.
“Yeah! We don’t know what’s going on either. We must have been set up by Ares!” she shrieked.
“Typical of him!” Osira said running towards the door.
“Ladies, ladies! Be calm.” Giganta said casually. “Come with me.”
Everyone followed Giganta outside where they saw a girl that looked much like Giganta shrinking down to normal size.
“Meet my baby! Gigantessa!” Giganta said with glee.
“Hi b*tches.” Gigantessa said, rolling her eyes. “Mom, my bff totally bummed me out, so I squashed her good. Broke a nail though. Can I have a new celly?”
The assembled villains didn’t quite know what to make of the bratty daughter of Giganta.
“I thought you only had a son.” The Mask said.
“I do. But this is his twin sister…..and she took after me. Whereas my son disappointed me by wanting to be a goody-goody pansy, Gigantessa is a chip off the old block.
“Whatevs.” the green eyed teen said, checking her cell phone.
“Darling, would you like to crash a wedding? There will be some cute boys there.” Giganta smiled.
“Boys? Cute ones? Count me in. My last boyfriend was such a total let down. It was funny when I stomped him into the ground, but I ruined my new sandals. Versace too.”
“Ah, she’s a perfect addition to our little band of wedding crashers!” Osira added as all of the women erupted into laughter.
“So, you’re all in?” Eric asked.
“I say so!” Osira said. All of the villains placed an outreached hand into the center of their assembly.
“Death to Wonder Woman! Death to her son!” they shouted.
“Well…” Gigantessa started “Well, unless he’s like totally cute.”
The ladies laughter became even more frantic at Gigantessa’s comment.
TO BE CONTINUED