Post by Roquefort Raider on May 31, 2014 6:26:11 GMT -5
After giving up on pursuing mass murderers, our hero became a stockbroker and made lots of dough. Nowadays, Horatio Hellpop drives a Lexus.
Namor, the Sub-Mariner, once made a generous donation of his imperial seed to a sperm bank. Now, twenty years later, a new generation of test-tube babies with incredible powers has grown up... They are the offspring of the Sovereign semen.
You'll have to reach the top shelf to get a copy of Gould's Dick Racy. The same holds true for Marvel comics' Sleepwanker.
In an alternate reality, Aunt May accompanied her nephew Peter to that fateful science exhibition, where the spider ended up biting her instead of him. Now she fights crime and impoliteness as The Amazing Spider-Ma'am.