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Post by dbutler69 on Apr 22, 2020 3:49:12 GMT -5
If you refer to your employees as "lackey" and "dolt"...you just might be a supervillain.
If you refer to yourself in the third person...you just might be a supervillain.
If you can't help to brag to your foe about your brilliant plan, even if such information may give them the means of stopping you...you just might be a supervillain.
If the Imperial March (AKA the Darth Vader Theme) play whenever you enter a room...you just might be a supervillain.
If you closet contains a lot of green or purple...you just might be a supervillain.
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Post by foxley on Apr 22, 2020 3:57:02 GMT -5
If the phrase "Show them all!" keeps creeping into your conversation..you just might be a supervillain.
If the plans for your dream home include a secret subterranean lair.....you just might be a supervillain.
If you ever started to assemble a flatpack from IKEA, and realized the components could be easily repurposed to construct a death ray..you just might be a supervillain.
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Post by Phil Maurice on Apr 22, 2020 6:31:31 GMT -5
You did it thirty-five minutes ago.
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Post by foxley on Apr 22, 2020 19:40:02 GMT -5
You were considering having kids, but decided cloning yourself was a better option.
You have secretly constructed an auxiliary hideout under the local prison; just in case you are ever incarcerate there.
Your idea of a first date is to kidnap a woman and then demand that she marry you, or else you'll wipe out her home city. |
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Post by wildfire2099 on Apr 22, 2020 20:26:48 GMT -5
You create an amazing, world altering technology and decide to use it to rob a bank instead of selling the product
You feel the need to construct secret tunnel through every residence you own
You insist your employees dress like you do
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Post by Prince Hal on Apr 22, 2020 22:26:16 GMT -5
You have a penchant for returning from the dead and confronting your nemesis when you are backlit, and your shadow lengthens until he notices it, and he's forced to say "You!"  |
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Post by brutalis on Apr 23, 2020 8:13:35 GMT -5
If you are working on creating a synthetic drug serum to place all of your co-workers under your control.
If you create a mind chip to control your bosses thoughts, essentially making you the boss.
If you spend your work time plotting ways to eliminate your co-workers which will leave you in charge.
If you plot in your dreams every night to take over the world (and possibly have an underling named Pinky).
IF you order all of your work supplies from ACME Laboratories.
IF you figure out a way for your company copier or fax machine to blast out mind altering light displays creating your own zombie horde.
If you practice Voodoo after hours in hopes of turning your worksite into a building of mindless zombies under your control.
If you spend all night crafting robotic attachments to connect to your body.
If you try to figure out which poisons will work fastest when added to the cafeteria menu so everyone including management is eliminated.
If your answering message on your office phone says: Sorry I am busy plotting to rule the world, please leave your message at the beep.
If your computer screen saver is of famous villains like Dick Dastardly, Snidely Whiplash, Thanos, Darkseid, etc....
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2020 9:03:39 GMT -5
If you conduct all your business in abandoned warehouses.
If your name sounds like a word in the dictionary, except with an "o" appended to it.
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Post by Crimebuster on Apr 23, 2020 12:32:48 GMT -5
You have a penchant for returning from the dead and confronting your nemesis when you are backlit, and your shadow lengthens until he notices it, and he's forced to say "You!" OMG, the Keebler Elf is on a rampage! |
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Post by pinkfloydsound17 on Apr 23, 2020 12:43:39 GMT -5
If you've ever purchased a large cylindrical vat, chains and some sort of chemical compound capable of killing someone and set it up in an abandoned warehouse...you might be a supervillain.
If corny nicknames and light hearted bullying cause you to lose your temper to the point where you lose every fight you partake in...you might be a supervillain.
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Post by Prince Hal on Apr 23, 2020 12:45:30 GMT -5
You have a penchant for returning from the dead and confronting your nemesis when you are backlit, and your shadow lengthens until he notices it, and he's forced to say "You!" OMG, the Keebler Elf is on a rampage! Or one of the Ghostly Trio.  |
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Post by pinkfloydsound17 on Apr 23, 2020 12:46:51 GMT -5
If you've reformed...once...and it resulted in you reverting to your old ways...you might just be a supervillain.
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Post by pinkfloydsound17 on Apr 23, 2020 12:49:11 GMT -5
If you don't reallllyyyy wanna know who is under the mask of the hero because you like mystery in your life, so you delay as much as possible until their conscious and can stop you...you might be a supervillain.
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Post by beccabear67 on Apr 23, 2020 12:58:01 GMT -5
If you ever thought the name Paste Pot Pete was sufficiently menacing... okay, well, you might want to try another line of work in that case.  |
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Post by Prince Hal on Apr 23, 2020 13:04:50 GMT -5
If you ever thought the name Paste Pot Pete was sufficiently menacing... okay, well, you might want to try another line of work in that case. Talk to Kite-Man. He always has good ideas. :format(webp):no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/9489243/Screen_Shot_2017_08_15_at_9.29.41_AM.png) |
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