Post by The Captain on Sept 3, 2014 16:47:25 GMT -5
"As a youngin' I used to share the colt 45 on the street corners with my friends. I'm not proud." - icctrombone
"If you are strong, be a protector. If you are smart, be a humble influencer. Strength and intelligence can be weapons, so do not wield them against the weak. That makes you a bully. Be bigger than that." - Chris Pratt
The fact that there is a Highway to Hell but only a Stairway to Heaven should tell us all we need to know about expected future traffic.
I'm going with quantity + woman in bikini to improve my chances:
Already this is getting my attention because she has a turd on top of her head. That can't be a mistake.
Sadly, this reminds me of something I saw in the toy department in Wal-Mart the other day. It's a brown Play-Doh like dough (NOT Play-Doh brand) that comes with a plastic mold designed to mold your own fake dog crap.
I hate to tell you this, but you are a bizarre psychological abnormality. --Reptisaurus!