When the sign says "Don't Feed the Bears," brother, you better not feed the bears!
Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
Little girls have better survival instincts than trained and experienced combat soldiers, when hunting xenomorphs.
High school kids will always defeat the Russian Army.
A man's got to know his limitations.
Never get into a battle of wits with a Sicilian, when death is on the line.
I know something you do not know; I am not left-handed.
When faced with a knife-wielding assassin, just shoot him.
X never marks the spot.
Wars not make one great.
Do or do not, there is no try.
Never put the horses before the marching band, in a parade.
If the incidental music suddenly fades, duck!
Always take the left turn at Albuquerque.