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Post by DE Sinclair on Oct 15, 2015 10:03:27 GMT -5
While the official position of the ABL is that bananas are evil and should be eradicated, we don't want to see economies collapse or people put out of work. Hopefully these banana growers can find a less vile crop to support themselves with.
Or maybe through genetic engineering they can come up with an improved version. All they would have to change would be the look, smell, taste, and texture.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2015 11:05:54 GMT -5
While the official position of the ABL is that bananas are evil and should be eradicated, we don't want to see economies collapse or people put out of work. Hopefully these banana growers can find a less vile crop to support themselves with.
Or maybe through genetic engineering they can come up with an improved version. All they would have to change would be the look, smell, taste, and texture.
It's true that we at the ABL do not want to affect the economies and the people of the world who are just trying to make a living. We must convince the banana lovers out there that they are being brainwashed ala Manchurian Candidate to consume this so called "fruit." Down with mushy godawfulness. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2015 13:50:04 GMT -5
While the official position of the ABL is that bananas are evil and should be eradicated, we don't want to see economies collapse or people put out of work. Hopefully these banana growers can find a less vile crop to support themselves with.
Or maybe through genetic engineering they can come up with an improved version. All they would have to change would be the look, smell, taste, and texture.
Plausible deniability is the tool of corrupt and evil organizations. Historically we know that most crusades are aimed at economic or political gain for its founders not the drivel they peddle to the masses who join, so such denial's from the founder of this insidious campaign ring hollow and false. One has to wonder what is Daffy's hidden agenda in peddling this anti-banana message...what does he truly aim to gain. I feel sorry for the rank and file deluded into serving this vile duck's sinister plans. It truly is "despicable"  -M |
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Post by DE Sinclair on Oct 15, 2015 13:55:16 GMT -5
While the official position of the ABL is that bananas are evil and should be eradicated, we don't want to see economies collapse or people put out of work. Hopefully these banana growers can find a less vile crop to support themselves with.
Or maybe through genetic engineering they can come up with an improved version. All they would have to change would be the look, smell, taste, and texture.
Plausible deniability is the tool of corrupt and evil organizations. Historically we know that most crusades are aimed at economic or political gain for its founders not the drivel they peddle to the masses who join, so such denial's from the founder of this insidious campaign ring hollow and false. One has to wonder what is Daffy's hidden agenda in peddling this anti-banana message...what does he truly aim to gain. I feel sorry for the rank and file deluded into serving this vile duck's sinister plans. It truly is "despicable" -M Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. We just despise bananas. Easy. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2015 14:00:06 GMT -5
Plausible deniability is the tool of corrupt and evil organizations. Historically we know that most crusades are aimed at economic or political gain for its founders not the drivel they peddle to the masses who join, so such denial's from the founder of this insidious campaign ring hollow and false. One has to wonder what is Daffy's hidden agenda in peddling this anti-banana message...what does he truly aim to gain. I feel sorry for the rank and file deluded into serving this vile duck's sinister plans. It truly is "despicable" -M Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. We just despise bananas. Easy. Would you expect any other response from the mallard? Besides, when did Daffy ever get it right? -M |
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Post by Rob Allen on Oct 15, 2015 18:59:33 GMT -5
Down with mushy godawfulness. You know, you don't have to wait until the banana is mushy. Eat them when they're still firm. This message was brought to you by the BBB - Banana Booster Brigade. |
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Post by Action Ace on Oct 15, 2015 20:26:12 GMT -5
While the official position of the ABL is that bananas are evil and should be eradicated, we don't want to see economies collapse or people put out of work. Hopefully these banana growers can find a less vile crop to support themselves with.
Or maybe through genetic engineering they can come up with an improved version. All they would have to change would be the look, smell, taste, and texture.
If Michael Dukakis isn't too busy, we could send him there to convince them to grow Belgian Endive.  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2015 23:25:43 GMT -5
Down with mushy godawfulness. You know, you don't have to wait until the banana is mushy. Eat them when they're still firm. This message was brought to you by the BBB - Banana Booster Brigade.Why would I want to do that? Bananas are only good for one thing...smashing!  So grab your favorite banana smashing tool be it a hammer,a rock,your car or anything else that brings the banana to it's rightful form...mush. Thank you for making your presence known Banana Booster League...we will be keeping our eyes open for you. Courtesy of the ABL |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2015 0:11:42 GMT -5
You know, you don't have to wait until the banana is mushy. Eat them when they're still firm. This message was brought to you by the BBB - Banana Booster Brigade.Why would I want to do that? Bananas are only good for one thing...smashing! So grab your favorite banana smashing tool be it a hammer,a rock,your car or anything else that brings the banana to it's rightful form...mush. Thank you for making your presence known Banana Booster League...we will be keeping our eyes open for you. Courtesy of the ABL Once again, the ABL showing their true colors as jackboots! More proof of their foul hidden agenda.  -M |
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Post by DE Sinclair on Oct 16, 2015 7:51:38 GMT -5
You know, you don't have to wait until the banana is mushy. Eat them when they're still firm. This message was brought to you by the BBB - Banana Booster Brigade.Why would I want to do that? Bananas are only good for one thing...smashing! So grab your favorite banana smashing tool be it a hammer,a rock,your car or anything else that brings the banana to it's rightful form...mush. Thank you for making your presence known Banana Booster League...we will be keeping our eyes open for you. Courtesy of the ABL I'm DE Sinclair, Founder of the Anti-Banana League, and I approve this message. |
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Post by DE Sinclair on Oct 16, 2015 7:58:44 GMT -5
Down with mushy godawfulness. You know, you don't have to wait until the banana is mushy. Eat them when they're still firm. This message was brought to you by the BBB - Banana Booster Brigade.They're never really firm (I know, that's what she said to the banana lover).
Congratulations on your new BBB, though the Better Business Bureau may object to your initials. You will be the Hydra to our SHIELD, the Masters of Evil to our Avengers, the Frightful Four to our Fantastic Four. Maybe if you hurry the rest of your fellow banana devotees will let you have dibs on being Paste Pot Pete.
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Post by DE Sinclair on Oct 16, 2015 8:01:23 GMT -5
Why would I want to do that? Bananas are only good for one thing...smashing! So grab your favorite banana smashing tool be it a hammer,a rock,your car or anything else that brings the banana to it's rightful form...mush. Thank you for making your presence known Banana Booster League...we will be keeping our eyes open for you. Courtesy of the ABL Once again, the ABL showing their true colors as jackboots! More proof of their foul hidden agenda. -M Not really sure what's hidden about our agenda. That picture pretty well covers it. Though granted the boots get pretty foul after smashing bananas. That's why he's using rubber boots. Easily washed off. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2015 10:29:35 GMT -5
Daffy preparing for one of the secret ABL lodge meetings....  The ABL's alternative to bananas...  (if it isn't showing up link to to page herePart of the ABL secret rituals (which explains why they cannot properly taste bananas...)  you know, the more you dig into their secret agenda and rituals, the more frightening the ABL become... -M  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2015 14:53:30 GMT -5
I like and approve your new avatar DE Sinclair...maybe we of the ABL should follow suit...and of course rubber boots or galoshes and goggles to protect our eyes from splatter help to easily wipe off the mushy godawfulness that is the banana. I wouldn't want to get contaminated.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2015 15:00:18 GMT -5
I like and approve your new avatar DE Sinclair...maybe we of the ABL should follow suit...and of course rubber boots or galoshes and goggles to protect our eyes from splatter help to easily wipe off the mushy godawfulness that is the banana. I wouldn't want to get contaminated. It's only because he realized any group led by Daffy is doomed to failure and humiliation and is trying to hide the Daffy Devil connection now that it's been exposed. Spin all you want, the truth about the ABL is out there. -M |
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